how to write Lee:
-1 cup of optimism
-3 gallons of youth
-3 gallons of love for Gai-sensei (don’t skimp on this)
-1 tbsp of short fuse
-I fibbed it’s like 3 tbsp
-1 watermelon full of adorable
-4 cups of muscle
-3 hearty scoops of training
-BUT LIKE HEARTY MEANS HEARTY
-half a bottle of never giving up (don’t use diet)
-you’re gonna see an industrial sized vat of “hard work” and in tiny legal print “determination” just pour all that shit in there
-ladle in some supportive pep talks
ok now reduce over a low heat and stir until you have a smooth, blended mixture
garnish with bushy eyebrows and add shiny bowl cut to taste and voi la
this is not a helpful writing ref but if you’re a witch with a cauldron and some weird ingredients this is a really helpful recipe you’re fucking welcome
Thank you, this is amazing and helpful and Soooo Lee. It made me want to draw Lee as a sexy recipe and so this just kind of happened
have I told you lately that you’re my favorite person